Archive for March, 2008

All-Time Most Talented Fictional Movie Sports Heroes - No. 13

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Daniel Larusso/Mr. Miyagi - “The Karate Kid”

Alone, Larusso couldn’t make this list. But … With Miyagi help, he go far.

Bonzai!!!
The kids from the Cobra Kai karate dojo beat the snot out of Larusso (Ralph Macchio) weekly, wrecked his bike and stuff. It was a cruel summer for the new kid from New Jersey. Johnny and the gang just tortured him, especially after the school dance when they lynched him in a field nearby Larusso’s apartment complex. (Remember the skeleton suit costumes? Awesome.)

But complex super Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita) saw the 1-on-6 disadvantage, stepped in and the senior citizen cleaned the clocks of a bunch of teenagers. Miyagi finally agreed to teach Larusso some karate - and the indefensible Crane Kick.

The young protege took court at the All Valley Tournament and enacted revenge on the Cobra Kai, taking the tournament title by defeating Johnny in the final match - hurt leg and all (Larusso was taken down illegally and hurt in a previous match at the order of the Cobra Kai sensei John Kreese http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0468379/… prompting a Cobra Kai student to issue one of the most memorable lines in movie history - “Give him a body bag! Yeah!).

Larusso’s talent couldn’t be question after its development overseas in Okinawa, Japan, in “Karate Kid 2″ then back in California in part 3. I’m pretty sure he could have held his own in “Bloodsport.” Sure he would’ve got his can kicked the first half of every match; that’s tradition. But the paint-the-fence, sand-the-floor, wax-on/wax-off maneuvers he learned from Miyagi would ultimately pay dividends.

Some people contend that Macchio was 35 when he played Larusso. That would make him the Danny Almonte of the All Valley Tournament. I can’t go along with that. His abilities were true and legal and worthy of this top 20 list.

Coming out of the closet

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

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Home.Pop.Compilation (PL/..)

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

The young label Home.Pop.Records released last March their third record, this time, a compilation.

Home.Pop.Compilation is quite unique on its own way. Mainly dedicated to pop music, ambient and minimal electronic sounds, we can find on these 15 tracks some other interesting proposals that fall completely out of this spectrum (bands like Brzask!, AGD and Pustki) and still we feel this as a whole.

According to Tomasz Bien and Tomasz Bednarczyk:
“…Although it showcases many artists representing various music genres, it is a coherent and, for us, a very personal record. We invited our friends to participate: young musicians collaborating with Home.Pop.Records, still searching for their place, people we are very indebted to or artists whose work we find motivating and whose music we like and appreciate…..”

Home.Pop.Compilation gathers 15 previously unreleased tracks, combining demo versions with some older material, kept in the closet up to now, and other tracks specially recorded for this occasion.

Among these artists we can find some known to Music@PL.PT: Silver Rocket, Tomasz Bien, Tomasz Bednarczyk (both responsible for Home.Pop.Records) and one of their projects At Home, Old Time Radio, Zerova (one of last year’s Music@PL.PT revelation band) and Pustki. The others, come as a good suprise.

The album starts with I, a track by the two Tomasz, Bien and Bednarczyk. Their music walks by large green fields of minimal and ambient music. It seems that we opened that tiny wooden music box, and the ballerina keeps dancing and swirling, again and again, to the fragile electronic music drops of I.

Zosia Esden and Marcin Dymiter bring us Osadzona. Under the name of Esden and Emiter, this duo continues on the same fields of ambient electronic music. The subtle and delicate voice of Zosia, the minimal sound blips and piano notes that go on during these three and a half minutes transform this song in something so fragile, so little and so beautiful.
This track is a preview of their upcoming album.

The third track is courtesy of Julia, a young girl from Sweden. En minut till slut takes us to the sounds of Stina Nordenstam, with cold winter textures being drawn by a delicate and fragile voice.

Silver Rocket came along with Karolina Kozak (of the Polish band Dr. No) and Bogdan Kondracki for this Escape. Different to the tracks presented up to now, this song is closer to what we saw on last year’s Silver Rocket album. Yet, more melodic, with Karolina wispering, singing and repeating I wanted to go away so delicately and catchy. Never before five words sounded so well. Special note for the sax and the keyboards that keep company to Karolina so perfectly.

Old Time Radio were one of the bands that recorded a song specially for this compilation. Sparkle is a nice song, but does not bring anything new to what we were expecting from OTR. This could be, quite easily, a b-side to any single out of the 2006 album Downtown.

One of our favourite Polish bands, Zerova, delivers Home on the wall. This track, specially recorded for this compilation, brings us Maja and Pawel on the vocals, singing over delicately built ambient and dreamy textures, where fragile bits drop slowly as an old clock going “tick tack, tick tack…..”

Pasmanteria were one of the bands I didn’t know anything about. Daniel Witnicki welcomes us with 50 seconds of ambient electronic music and pleasant weird sounds that keep coming out of the speakers. Psi detektywi opened my appetite for this project.

AGD is another project I didn’t know. Winda do Suszarni could be the instrumental version of a Tom Waits song. Jazzy with some slightly bizarre tunes (in a good sense), this is the perfect visit card for those that, just like me, do not know this band. This song, on a slightly different version, appeared six years ago on their album Echolokator.

On Pustki’s Oranzada, nothing better than their own words. “…..We’ve always wanted to make a song that would make an ideal soundtrack to a gangster movie. And we associate this atmosphere with the streets of San Francisco. Some guy escapes, he’s being chased by a police car, they turn into a side alley and land in the rubbish dump. This is what this song’s about…” . The track was recorded back in 2002.

Blus is Brzask!’s share on this album. Completely out of the pop, ambient, minimal electronic music circle, this band delivers a fresh and interesting post-punk proposal. With an interesting vocal contribution, this guitar driven, bass maniac track lands here just as Tim Burton’s aliens did on Las Vegas…… quite well.

Polpo Motel’s proposal is one the most interesting tracks to come out of this record. Mortal Angel brings the collaboration between Olga Myslowska and Daniel Pigonski (of Elektrolot). Dense and dark ambients accompanied by Olga’s remarkable voice, pleasants buzzes and a constant drumming, take us to some of the 70’s and 80’s pop. Suprising and beautiful.
This song is a preview of their forthcoming debut album.

Tomasz Kowalski drops us Petardy. This young artists, member of At Home, unveils the perfect soundtrack for a fairy tale movie. Sounding so lovely and delicate, as if these sounds were coming out of a little magic music box.

Tomasz Kowalski drops by, once again, now together with Tomasz Bien and their project At Home. Dissolve travels amidst a dense, blurry and endless sound curtain. Guitar chords provide guidance in the middle of these beautiful noises that comfort our mind and ears and keep us hitting the repeat button. Simple…….. and amazing.

Patryk T is the artist that follows. One More Night Outside The Home continues the same path At Home did before. A dense and melancholic sound texture, more melodic this time, a guitar that lends some notes to it. Lo-fi and ambient pop at its best.

The compilation ends with the two Tomasz, the Bednarczyk and the Bien, and their loopy exercise track, that welcomes us whenever hitting the Home.Pop.Records homepage.

As a whole, a very interesting proposal. A record worth buying!!!

Next, the track list and the mp3 for the first track, by the two Tomasz.

01. Bien_Bednarczyk - I
02. Esden_Emiter - Osadzona
03. Julia - En minut till slut
04. Silver Rocket - Escape
05. Old Time Radio - Sparkle
06. Zerova - Home on the wall
07. Pasmanteria - Psi detektywi
08. AGD - Winda do suszarni
09. Pustki - Orenzada
10. Brzask! - Blus
11. Polpo Motel - Mortal angel
12. Tomasz Kowalski - Petardy
13. At Home - Dissolve
14. Patryk_T - One more night outside the home
15. Bednarczyk_Bien - II

This album can be bought at Home.Pop.Records online store.Welcome to a new world where Poland and Portugal meet.

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SFG: A is for…

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

…absinthe.

Absinthe is a distilled, highly alcoholic beverage anise-flavored spirit derived from herbs including the flowers and leaves of the medicinal plant Artemisia absinthium, also called grand wormwood or Absinth wormwood. Absinthe is typically green (either naturally or with added color) or clear and is often referred to as la Fée Verte (’The Green Fairy’). Although it is sometimes mistakenly called a liqueur, absinthe is not bottled with added sugar and is therefore classified as a liquor or spirit. Absinthe is uncommon among spirits in that it is bottled at a high proof but consumed diluted with water to the strength of wine.
Traditionally, absinthe is poured into a glass over which a specially designed slotted spoon is placed. A sugar cube is then deposited in the bowl of the spoon. Ice-cold water is poured or dripped over the sugar until the drink is diluted 3:1 to 5:1. During this process, the components that are not soluble in water, mainly those from anise, fennel and star anise, come out of solution and cloud the drink.
The Lanfray murders of 1906 caused a petition to the Swiss government leading to its outlawing in Switzerland, and, as a chain reaction, other countries. By 1915, it was banned in a number of European countries and the United States.

Dr. Tex Rorschach, Frontier Psychiatrist (MP3)

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Back in the day, long before I discovered WFMU and other weird radio stations, I caught The Avalanches’ music video for Frontier Psychiatrist (YouTube link) on MTV, and I was immediately hooked by its bizarre beauty. And memorable lines like “That boy needs therapy” and “And he also made false teeth” were stuck in my head ever since. Many of those were sampled from the 1959 comedy piece “Frontier Psychiatrist” by Wayne and Shuster, Canadian pioneers of live radio comedy. In an attempt to finally get all of these quotes out of my head, here it is: Wayne and Shuster - Frontier Psychiatrist (MP3).

Apart from cowboys and psychiatrists, Wayne and Shuster referenced Shakespeare, TV, Baseball, Sir Francis Bacon, Julius Caesar, and much more. If you think you can handle it, you can purchase a best-of compilation on CD or 4 cassettes. And if you want to see what they looked like on TV, here are a few more links: Candid Criminal on the Dinah Shore Show (YouTube link) | The Shakespearean Baseball Game (link to script and streaming video) | Rinse The Blood Off My Toga (link to streaming video)

Sunday typography

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Cartype is “a comprehensive collection of reviews and study of typographical applications of emblems, car company logos and car logos.”

Re-engineering the business through business rules - a guest opinion

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

Special guest opinion by Art Moore, based on his contribution to the recent book, The Business Rules Revolution:
In many industries there has never been a greater need to rethink and retool processes to remain competitive in the globalized market.  But the truth is re-engineering major industries can be a pretty tough task.  To begin with, it’s a major challenge for some business people to think outside the context of legacy systems procedures that for them have come to constitute the business itself.  Nonetheless, these baby-boomer people who think in terms of legacy implementations also happen to be the ones who best understand the in-the-trench workings of your business.
How do you help them help you to re-engineer your business?  It turns out that injecting a business rules perspective into our process analysis tradition may just be one of the best ways of doing so.
Really we should say it’s the injection of a “decision” perspective into that analysis. 
In a way it goes back to the question, “What is business and what is system?  What is essential business process and what is implementation?”  It’s a fundamental question but the debate is likely to exceed the patience of most, especially business people trying to improve revenue or just get something done.  So how do you help business workers peel back their thinking to the “essential business” – the one to which you can then apply creative systems solutions to customer engagement and product delivery? 
With decisions.  By the simple expedient of asking about decisions, much of the dross, the procedural arbitraries of processes are exposed and start to fall away.  By asking what the underlying business decision is, why an each activity is being done, the picture begins to clarify.  By isolating decision analytics from process flow, models simplify, the business/implementation boundary clarifies. 
This has probably been implicit, common practice among top notch analysts for years.  Now specific principles, techniques and work products have been developed to make it available to all practitioners and to broad, standard application.  The basics of this approach are described in Chapter 7 - Modeling the Business: Improving Process Modeling through Business Rules - of The Business Rules Revolution
I reviewed The Business Rules Revolution here and highly recommend it (as did the other person who reviewed it on amazon.com).
 
Editor’s note: Art and Michael’s chapter (#7) was one of my favorites in the book and is one of the best reasons for buying the book. I have blogged before about decision services as a way to manage automated decisionsTechnorati Tags: Art Moore, business process, business rules, decision-centric, re-engineering, Business Rules Revolution

Gettis Returns to Action

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Though it hasn’t been that long since his 250-pound body patrolled the outfield, Royals fans may have forgotten Byron Gettis.

When Gettis made his debut on May 27, 2004, the Royals were 11 games out of first place and on their way to a 104-loss season. Gettis appeared in 21 games, hitting .179, and was waived at the end of the season.

Gettis is back in uniform. Playing football.
Gettis is a 26-year-old freshman tight end on the Southern Illinois football team. A box score from the Salukis’ game against Northern Illinois last Saturday indicates that a ball was thrown in Gettis’ direction, though he has yet to record a catch.

A two-sport athlete in high school in Cahokia, Illinois, Gettis turned down a football scholarship from Minnesota to sign with the Royals in 1998. He hit .302 in the Texas League in 2003. But a cup of coffee with a bad Royals team would be the highlight of his baseball career. Gettis left the game after the 2005 season, after hitting .189 in 35 games with the Detroit Tigers’ Triple-A team.

Married and a father, Gettis is now taking 100-level classes and playing football again. He told The Southern that he promised his mother he would earn a degree. “After baseball, what did I have?” Gettis said. “When I’m 31, 32, that’s still pretty young to start your career.”

An athlete who’s been paid to play, Gettis has the respect of his football teammates. “Guys look up to him,” running back Arkee Whitlock told The Southern. “He did what a lot of guys here would love to do.”

Of course, Gettis gets teased about his age. His nickname is “Grandpa.”

The 2-0 Salukis visit Southern Utah on Saturday. — David Martin

Wii Breaks Sales Record Down Under

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

The Wii has sold more than 100,000 units in Austrailia, which, according to Nintendo, makes it the fastest selling console in the region. Rose Lappin, director of sales and marketing for Chez N, is quite tickled about the accomplishment:We are pleased that Wii has achieved this benchmark, but we are ecstatic that it attained this whilst also reaching new audiences and expanding the scope of our entire industry. We promised that we would bring gaming to the masses, I think this is proof that we are heading in the right direction.Wii breaks Australian sales record [GamesIndustry]

What Would a Progressive Immigration Sanity Program Look Like?

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

Let’s take a look at what a progressive Immigration Sanity (IS) project might look like, along with some possible principles:

1. Junk internationalism. Obviously, an IS project has to be nationalist, not internationalist. This in spite of the fact that all Communist regimes in history locked down their border and were very careful about who they left in.

Not one Communist or even progressive government anywhere engaged in a project to allow unfettered immigration of cheap labor into the state so that national workers could be fired and replaced by cheap labor immigrants.

Not one progressive regime ever subscribed to a policy of allowing massively exploitable immigrant labor into the nation, to be worked under horrible, sweatshop-like, abusive conditions, untaxed and unregulated, with the Sword of Deportation hanging over their heads, as a preference for brassy and sometimes defiant national workers who stood up for their rights, unlike submissive immigrants.

2. A clear condemnation of cheap labor immigration. Low wage, submissive, exploitable immigration is antithetical to every progressive value and must be condemned across the board. The fact that the Western Left is lining up with the most crooked capitalist interests on this labor-crushing issue is frankly despicable.

3. A notion that revolution begins at home. Read Marx and Lenin and tell me where they say that the way to wage revolution in a backwards country is go invade some developed country and then work as a submissive, ultra-exploited, captive worker. What a joke! If your country is the suffering from the typical wreckage of failed Third World capitalism, you need to fix up your own country, not invade mine.

We have our own hands full dealing with our own rightwigners, who are in power and progressively ruining America. We don’t need the added problem of a peasant invasion on top of that.

4. A recognition that unfettered immigration is contrary to all environmental values. As a radical environmentalist, it is clear to me that population growth is driving the present extinction crisis. To pretend that population growth is not an issue, and open the borders to 50% of Mexico (50% of Mexicans want to live in the US) and 1/3 to 1/2 of the world (polls show that 1/3 to 1/2 of the world wants to come to America) is environmental insanity.

With half of Mexico in the US, not to mention 2 to 3 billion new Americans, we can kiss the natural environment goodbye.

5. A principled opposition to H-1B and all other forms of cheap labor immigration, legal and illegal. There is no sense in automatically opposing all forms of immigration as “taking jobs from Americans”. There are all sorts of immigrant physicians working in the US; this is not a problem since they work for prevailing wage and do not drive down salaries of US physicians.

Immigrants willing to work for prevailing US wages should not be automatically opposed, and they do not “take jobs from Americans”. The only time immigrants “take jobs from Americans” is when they work for lower wages, tolerate worse working conditions, are more likely to work under the table, and display more submissive behavior than US workers.

If they work for prevailing wage and are as unwilling as US workers to tolerate abuse, they don’t take a job from a soul. They add one more worker and consumer, which helps create more jobs.

6. A recognition that the mass importation of poor Mexican workers to the US as illegal immigrants is part of the elite project of reactionary capitalist elites in both the US and Mexico. Obviously, there is no reason that any progressive should get in bed with these scoundrels or support them in their backwards game.

Mexico needs to feed and house its poor, not create more Carlos Slims (Slim just passed Bill Gates as the world’s richest man).

7. A hardheaded recognition of the anarchy, crime, disease and elevated costs than millions of poorly educated peasants and urban poor bring to America. The children of Mexican immigrants have a higher illegitimacy rate than either US. Hispanics already have a 42% illegitimacy rate.

The link between illegitimacy and fatherless upbringing and a variety of ills, including sociopathy and criminal behavior in the offspring, is scientifically proven. Almost 1/3 of young Hispanic males have been arrested and 25% have been imprisoned. I’ve been arrested a few times myself, but these are serious figures.

The children of the illegal immigrants are forming Hispanic street gangs in large numbers. There is no progressive reason to apologize for, make alliance with, or defend a bunch of criminals.

No Communist state fetishized or coddled its street criminals, and no progressive state ever allowed them to run loose Clockwork Orange-style, to destroy the fabric of the land. No sucking up to crooks! No sucking up to sociopathic street gangs! By virtue of their poverty and the fact that they frequently work under the table, illegal immigrants contribute very few taxes.

At the same time, they flood various social services such as schooling and correctional facilities. They get emergency treatment at hospitals for free. This itself is not a problem, except that the federal government demands this emergency room treatment and then refuses to reimburse local governments for the costs of it.

We demand that the federal government reimburse the states for the costs of treating illegal immigrants in the emergency room.

Fully 60% of Hispanics in Los Angeles are failing to graduate from high school. Of those that do graduate, only 20% are qualified to go right into college. These facts are partly responsible for the explosive growth of remedial classes at our universities.

For a variety of reasons, Hispanic illegal immigrants are not performing well in education, have a high crime, contribute little in taxes while taxing government funds. The upshot is crumbling government services for all, including poor and working class American citizens.

It is not important, nor is it our place to inquire or understand why Hispanic illegal immigrants are performing rather poorly, but there is evidence that it is based more on class than race. Poor workers and peasants in many societies have tended to have high crime rates and to be poorly educated.

It is dubious we would be having these problems with our recent Hispanic arrivals if, say, 40% of Hispanic immigrants, legal or illegal, had, say, advanced degrees. Hence we reject racialized explanations for poor Hispanic performance.

Sadly, for a variety of reasons, it may be unlikely that new illegal Hispanic arrivals follow in the footsteps of, say, the Italian immigrants of a century ago. The reasons for this are likely complex and ultimately not as important as recognizing that importing an army of impoverished unschooled peasants is not a good bargain for America.

8. The progressive project is based on development. Aside from some strange movements like the Khmer Rogue, all progressive movements have been based on the transition of society from underdevelopment to development. Control over population growth was essential to these movements.

China’s huge population was one of the near-impossible tasks that Mao faced in feeding the Chinese people and bringing them out of feudal serfdom. Mao could not have accomplished many of his great accomplishments with a continuous invasion of vast numbers of poor, uneducated peasants. He had his hands full with the Chinese.

Allowing continuous unfettered immigration is antithetical to our goals of sheltering, employing, feeding and providing medical care for our citizens, especially our poor citizens. It makes a difficult job downright impossible. The open borders movement is a movement to take a First World country, the US, and “underdevelop it” back to Third World status.

There are too many 3rd World countries as it is. The trajectory of the world should be forward towards progress, not backwards towards underdevelopment. We are committed to moving the 3rd World forward towards the developed model, not the reverse.

9. A rejection of anti-Hispanic racism. Recognizing that US Hispanics have various shortcomings and problems as a group is not racism. Nevertheless, the IS movement is shot through from top to bottom with racism, typically of the White Nativist variety at least. It is populated largely by the some of the most ignorant and backwards segments of the US White population, the Yahoos of H.L. Mencken fame.

While this does not mean that the movement is immoral, we need to recognize the racists in the movement and somehow keep our distance from them. One step is banning any semblance of actual (not imagined) racism from our fora. At the same time, we recognize that cultural critique is in the finest progressive tradition, one we continue to uphold.

10. Kindness towards illegals. I do not feel that illegal immigrants or low wage legal immigrants are bad people. I socialize with Mexican immigrants almost every day, hang out in Mexican bars and restaurants where scarcely a word of English is heard, shop in Mexican corner markets, buy food off their taco trucks and sit down and joke with drunken farmworkers relaxing after work.

I also speak passable Spanish. I like Mexicans on a personal level, even illegal immigrants. In many ways, I like them better than my own Whites. The principle of love the sinner, hate the sin, should be operative here. As a Christian, I believe in showing compassion towards immigrants, legal and illegal, in general, no matter why they are here.

Of course they are just trying to get ahead economically. Of course their home countries are a wreck. Nevertheless, it is logical that as illegals or low-wage legal immigrants, they should not be in this country.

We need to firmly and lovingly convince them to go home and wish them all the best on their journey. Hatred and contempt for immigrants of all kinds should be discouraged in our fora. They are not bad people; it is the system that is broken.

11. As noted, the anti-immigrant movement is largely the hardest rightwing sector of the US conservative movement. It shares many similarities with the Patriot, militia and Black helicopters nutjobs. Christian fundamentalism to the point of sheer lunacy is quite common. Ignorance is high, many activists can neither spell nor use proper syntax and you wonder when they last read a book.

This anti-intellectual redneck aspect of the movement is a reality that will not change. Most movement members are ready to march off and vote for Republicans. These Republicans are antithetical to us in every way but immigration. Ideally, it would be better to convert Democratic candidates to immigration sanity than to get into bed with these rightwingers and wake up with fleas.

We need to be very careful about making coalitions with White Supremacists, Patriot and militia types, hard rightwingers, and the racists in the movement. It is probably better to simply keep them at arms length and focus on growing an anti-racist IS progressive movement.

12. This movement is very much a work in progress. It hardly the work of one man or one blog. This blog welcomes your intellectual and theoretical contributions to the issues I have probed in this essay.

One of the main areas we should focus on is how we can possibly wean Democrats and liberals off the open borders movement and towards some sort of sanity on this issue. Let’s not let the nutjob right own this issue - it’s too important to leave it to the crazies.